how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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