the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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