he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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