Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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