I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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