I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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