Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Randomize
