Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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