have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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