did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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