we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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