He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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