So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just googled if crying burns calories
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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