Christians are straight up FREAKS
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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