508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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