# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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