YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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