Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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