Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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