I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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