She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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