Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My ass is underappreciated
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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