People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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