ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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