So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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