It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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