do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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