I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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