Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
