hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize