Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
