So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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