How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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