11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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