So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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