Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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