it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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