u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Do you have feelings for this penis?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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