you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She needs sedatives and a leash
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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