fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Sext me about skeletons
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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