her vagine was all disorganized.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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