Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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