Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
No subtext here. People are naked.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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