I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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