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If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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