And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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