He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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