Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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