your thong is hanging out like whoa
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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