where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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