i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize