You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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