another moral hangover. fuck.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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