It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I am naked and annoyed.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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