Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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